Top five or ten "fuckable" lists are something I want to do on the first of every month! The hope is to collaborate with artists for a custom piece for each monster/creature that makes the list. I'll likely streamline the process, but for now, please enjoy this short article and all the wonderful artwork within!
Content Warning: "Feral," Rule 34,
10. Eeveelutions
Immediately cheating at my own game, in slot ten we have the Eeveelutions! The reason for this is that it's extremely difficult to choose between them, and while I do have preferences, I think they all deserve a spot to shine.
Not to mention, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans...
Artwork by Ronoae!
9. Lucario
Lucario (or Gardevoir) is every furry's first Pokéfuck. It's vaguely canine-shaped, stands on its hind legs, and talks in a sexy voice in it's titular movie: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew. Further, the Lucario in the movie has an empathetic character arc and a wonderfully tragic story... a surefire way to immortalize yourself as a Rule 34 champion (just ask Renamon!).
Artwork by kitket!
8. Floatzel
This fluffy water-type actually stayed off my radar for quite some time, until a roleplay with a certain FurAffinity user. His main Pokémon character was a Floatzel, and while I still have the roleplay logs (which was once posted openly to FA), he has since removed it and all mentions of any roleplay-esque interactions. With the climate of roleplay today, I can't rightly blame him.
My attachment to this Pokémon in this regard is purely a result of the above, and I'm most partial to female ones. Particularly the shy ones... ♡
Artwork by Illusorysenses!
7. Zoroark
Lucario 2.0, but edgier. Need I say more?
Artwork by gayclub!
6. Mienshao
Similarly to Floatzel, a person who's commissioned work I quite liked had a Mienshao character. I'd mostly forgotten about this Pokémon until seeing it again on this person's profile, and it reignited the interest I had in it back when I first played generation five (5).
Mienshao is gorgeous, with a great figure to build off of in art and a sultry look in its default expression. It's also a fighting-type, meaning it could kick my ass (and I'd thank it).
Artwork by MealWhorm!
5. Hypno
You are getting very sleepy... and Hypno is here to eat your dreams. There's something truly disturbing about this Pokémon, particularly when you're made aware of it's original Pokédex entry...
Anyway, that's hot, apparently. Maybe I have a hypnosis kink I'm unaware of?
Artwork by Ronoae!
4. Salazzle
I'll let this video do the explaining for me.
Artwork by amordida!
3. Garchomp
Big, imposing, and wholly feral. In the canon lore, Garchomp can't be captured: you have to raise one from the time it's a Gibble! Fully-grown Garchomp are untrainable (and I only wish that carried over into game mechanics...).
An untamable dragon, pseudo legendary, with big teeth and sharp eyes... The only downside is the Rough Skin ability. Well, maybe even sex is a battle with a Garchomp...
Artwork by BearYena!
2. Scoliopede
Big thicc fat bug? Squishy? It looks squishy, like a caterpillar, although it's definitely not. At least, the red and purple armor probably isn't. Why is it looking at me like that, anyway? Are you... suggesting something?
Artwork by bunburrying!
1. Goodra
Goodra is definitely squishy. All the slime probably makes for great lubricant, too! Not to mention that friendly, sweet look they have, making look like a gentle giant. Goodra probably loves to give hugs, but apologizes to you when it gets you all slimy...
It's okay, Goodra, I still love you.
Artwork by puptagus!
I want to take a moment to thank all the wonderful artists and friends who helped me with this project. You've all done fantastic work and I appreciate you so, so much! Please, if you have the time or funds, go and support these artists (links below each image), or just let them know you like their work with a like/favorite/follow.
I'm excited to work on more projects like this in the future! If you'd like to see more custom work for No Gold Here, please leave a tip on our SubscribeStar page OR our new Ko-Fi page so that we can be sure to keep paying artists for their work!
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